How To Make A Friend In The Dumbest Way Possible

This is my guide to making friends. It sure has a lot of flaws, but you can use it if you want. I don't know why you'd need it, but it's here.

1. Identify the subject. You need to know who, after all.

2. Learn some basic things about them. You need to know their personality and interests. Try to learn this without getting directly involved.

3. Approach the subject. Don't act cool, but do act calm, and be yourself. You also want to talk about something they're interested in.

4. Say hello. You don't need to just say 'hello.' Say the greeting that fits the mood.

5. Listen. If they don't respond to you, something bad might have happened. Best to keep this in mind. But if they do, listen to what they say.

6. Talk about something casual that you know they know about. Make it something they're interested in.

7. Catch what's amusing to them so you can bring it up later. This may earn you respect.

8. Let them ask you your name. Then you tell them and ask theirs. If it works well, you could be friends that regularly see each other.

9. Think of a good goodbye to say. If you say something that doesn't fit the scene, you could lower your reputation.

Well, that was my guide to making friends, but don't just take it from me, use your giant freaking brain! Well, I'm out! Keep being creative!